"How To Have A Writing Career
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About ten years ago, writers and would-be writers started asking me
how to get into writing, how survive in writing,
and sometimes how to survive
writing itself.
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I know I'm supposed to use marketing hype and hypnotic words and a load of other garbage in order to "sell" you How To Think Sideways: Career Survival School For Writers.
But here's the deal. You're hearing from me on a regular basis, you write to me a lot, we've developed a connection. This letter isn't going public. It's just for my folks---my blog readers, folks who get my newsletters. No affiliates or JV partners are selling this course, nobody is here who doesn't know me, there are no outside links coming in here.
So let's skip the hype. I'll tell you about the course, and you decide whether or not it's right for you.
Let me start by doing things really wrong:
How To Think Sideways: Career Survival School For Writers isn't going to be a perfect fit for everyone, and I won't pretend that it is. If any of these describe you, you're going to be disappointed:
This course is for writers who want to write, writers whose idea of fun connects with time spent in front of the keyboard, coming up with cool ideas and bringing them to life, and then finding places to find the readers who will love your ideas as much as you do.
200,000 books are published in English every year (as of 2006---it may be more than that now). An insignificant handful of those chart on the Times list or on the USA Today list.
Only about 20,000 of those books ever get to sit on a bookstore shelf, and most of the books that do, don't sell. The average book makes $500 in its lifetime---which means that half of all books published make even less.
If you're pitching your work to the pro markets, you have to realize as well that for every hundred books that crosses an editor's desk, about one sells.
If you're thinking One out of a hundred is way better odds than I thought, don't. That one out of a hundred includes all the writers like me who sell repeatedly and who are submitting our next manuscripts through our agents, as well as the handful of first novelists whose books survived pre-readers and the horrors of the slush pile to even make it to an editor's desk. Only one percent of THOSE books sell.
I've heard from various editors that getting-out-of-the-slush-pile odds are somewhere between one in 1,000 for some relatively open short-story markets to one in 10,000 for some moderately open novel markets. I've only discussed this with a few editors (some of my own) so industry-wide those odds could be a little better. They could be a lot worse.
But, out of the work good enough for agents to put their reputations on the line to represent it (yes, my agent shoots me down from time to time), and out of the first novels that so shone that they made it out of the slush pile and up a line of pre-readers and screeners and assistants to finally reach an editor---of THAT stuff, which is all probably pretty good---only one book in a hundred sells.
Major publishers may only buy a book or two a year from first-time novelists. Bigger houses may buy a dozen, or a couple dozen.
If you're going into this business unprepared, you might as well be playing the lottery.
Unfortunately, playing the lottery is a lousy career plan.
You have your reasons. So do I.
Yes, crud still happens, problems still crop up. If you hit big right out of the starting gate, they happen sometimes.
If you live in the midlist, which is where almost everyone ends up, you have to be faster on your feet, more determined, more willing to try new things, more willing to take chances.
However, when you have a system, when you have a plan, when you understand not just how things work but WHY they work, you roll with the punches. You bounce back. You keep going---and you keep being able to love what you do, in spite of setbacks, disappointments, and difficulties.
Breathe. Unclench your hands. You can have a career as a writer, even if you've never hit (or even tripped over) the Times list, even if you're not living in New York, even if you've never been a celebrity, a politician, or a criminal mastermind with that next hot "tell-all".
In the past 17 years, I've sold 32 novels to New York publishers, I currently have about a million books in print, and I'm still writing and selling full-time. I'm as much a live-from-the-trenches writer as it's possible to be---and I was a registered nurse working at a hospital in Laurinburg, North Carolina when I beat the odds and went full-time. You can't get too much farther from the center of publishing than that.
It's still possible to get and keep a writing gig, even when markets are tough, agents are hard to find, and editors reject almost everything they see.
Let me tell you why...
Because markets have always been tough, agents (at least good agents) have always been hard to get, and editors have always rejected almost everything that crossed their desks.
That is the nature of the beast.
All of these are good goals, and they all have the same critical truth in common: You want to reach people with your words.
To get where you want to be, you need to be willing to work. You need to know what to work on. And you need a system that will allow you to get consistently good, that is, to produce repeatable results.
Because that's what a writing career is---you writing solid, entertaining book after solid, entertaining book.
Notice that emphasis on consistency? Writing careers are not one book. They are a string of good books. If you're waiting for lightning to strike, you might get lucky once. But the person who has the lightning rod is the person who can summon the lightning. Consistently.
Let's look at what's in the course:
In Month One, you'll learn to clear out the four thinking obstacles that have stood in the way of your success in the past, you'll learn how to discover your own "genre" that you can take with you wherever you go in the publishing world, you'll learn how to work with your Muse, and you'll create ideas on a time limit---but without pressure---and not just figure out which ideas are worth writing, but learn how to improve your keepers.
| Sideways Thinking: Ideas | |
| Week 1 | How to Break the Four "Thinking" Barriers to Your Success |
| Week 2 | How to Discover Your Writing "Sweet Spot" |
| Week 3 | How to Generate Ideas On a Deadline |
| Week 4 | How to Recognize and Build On Good Ideas |
In Month Two you will take the ideas you built in your first month and develop your system for planning projects that you need to write, that you can be passionate about, and you'll use your system to plan your project. (When I talk about projects, I'm mostly talking about writing novels, but you can adapt the material in this course for screenplays, short stories, non-fiction, and any other form of creative writing.)
| Sideways Thinking: Project Planning | |
| Week 5 | How to Define Your Project's Needs |
| Week 6 | How to Discover (or Create) Your Project's Market |
| Week 7 | How to Develop Your Personal Project System |
| Week 8 | How to Plan Your Project While NOT Killing Your Story |
In Month Three, you'll begin writing your project, you'll learn how to plan serendipity, you'll learn how to put together selling proposals, and you'll discover how to get from the first part of your story into the middle (a point where a LOT of writers' stories die) without running out of gas.
I can feel some of you thinking "three months?" and worrying if this course is going to slow your work down. Let me put your mind at ease. It doesn't take me three months to get up and running on most of my books. Some, sure, but those are huge projects that require massive worldbuilding in advance. Most of the time I can be ready to write in a week or two. My delays come in waiting for the project to sell after I pitch it.
Remember, you're learning a system for producing consistent results as well as writing a project in this course, and it's learning the system and its techniques and tools that takes the time.
| Sideways Thinking: First Chapters | |
| Week 9 | How to Write From Inside Your Story |
| Week 10 | How to "Plan" Surprises that Surprise Even You |
| Week 11 | How to Design Compelling Queries, Proposals, and Sample Chapters |
| Week 12 | How to Create, Complicate, and Solve Problems |
In Month Four, you'll be into the second big hurdle of projects---keeping things interesting in the middle. I'll show you how to bring in fresh ideas, discover where your Muse hid those surprises from Month Three, you'll discover ways to bring your stories to life that you've never even imagined, and you'll learn how to tell when your project is going wrong before you've written the whole thing---and how to get it going right again.
| Sideways Thinking: Middles | |
| Week 13 | "Can't I Just Kill Them All?" How to Fall In Love With Your Project A Second Time |
| Week 14 | How to Find and Use Your "Planned" Surprises |
| Week 15 | How to "Hire" Spies, and Why Your Project Needs Them |
| Week 16 | How to Assess Your Progress and Make Mid-Course Corrections |
In Month Five, you'll learn how to work with the people who need to have your change your project---without wrecking your project. You learn how to find the ending that fits your beginning, you'll learn how to adjust to some of those nasty career bumps that land on all writers sooner or later, and you'll learn how to write your ending so that you bring it in BIG. Because the beginning sells the book. The ending sells the NEXT book.
| Sideways Thinking: Endings | |
| Week 17 | How to Work With Editors, Agents, Marketing Departments, and Artists, and Not Wreck Your Project. |
| Week 18 | How to Find the RIGHT Ending |
| Week 19 | How to Bend Your Plan Without Breaking It |
| Week 20 | How to Write the Ending That Sells the Next Book |
Finally, in Month Six, you'll learn how to plan your revision (no, you don't just print out a copy of your manuscript and start scribbling on page one), you'll learn how to keep the parts of the book that must be in there for it to be the book you wrote, you'll learn how to consistently hit deadlines, and you'll learn how to do the whole thing all over again. And again.
| Sideways Thinking: Wrap Up/Start Again | |
| Week 21 | How to Plan Your Revision |
| Week 22 | How to NOT Fix What Ain't Broken (While Still Fixing What Is) |
| Week 23 | How to Deliver What You Promised and What They Want On Deadline |
| Week 24 | How to NOT Be a One-Book Wonder---Learn to Produce Repeatable Results |
You can take this course on your time, no matter where on the planet you live. Your lessons will be delivered to your private student page once per week (you'll get an e-mail from me reminding you when it's time for the next one). You'll work at your own pace---the lessons will arrive once a week, but you are under no pressure to finish them in that length of time.
What you see listed above is just the lessons. There's more. A lot more.
But if you've been looking over the site, you already knew about these things.
In other words, you'll get a look at not just what I've done right, but what I've screwed up. You can learn directly from my mistakes instead of reinventing them all on your own.
Charter Students who complete the course will be able to upgrade for free to Charter Graduate status.
I'll keep this free for graduates of as many classes as I can. Eventually bandwidth will require that I add a small usage fee for graduates of later classes. I'll keep it reasonable for them. But reasonable isn't the same as free, you know?
Because I will continue to add to and improve the course, the price will eventually go up. I don't know by how much, I don't know when. I'm not going to wave my arms around and scream "Buy, Buy, Buy Now!" at you.
I'm still figuring price, but it's going to be very good. My objective is to give you much, much more than you're paying for. I want to wow you. I want you to be thrilled by the quality and quantity of what you're learning. I want to see you reach your dream.
And I intend to make the course affordable.
That could happen in twenty-four hours. It could happen in two. I have no way of knowing, but I've made as many seats available as I dare. I won't add more.
However,
I know How To Think Sideways: Career Survival School for Writers is going to be more affordable than most folks think, so it may well sell out before it has time to go public. All seats are first-come, first served.
If any seats not sold in 24 hours, they will become available publicly.

Holly Lisle
P.S. The course will sell as an affordable monthly subscription, and I guarantee your satisfaction. You'll be able to quit at any time. If you quit before the third lesson of any month lands on your private student page, you'll receive a full refund for that month. If you quit later in the month, you'll receive a pro-rata refund for all lessons not received.